The Best in the Business

The Buffalo Bills are an incredible football team and always have been.  In the 90's they went to four straight superbowls being led by Thurman Thomas, Jim Kelly, Andre Reed and Bruce Smith (the all time sacks leader).  We had one of those superbowls won but our filthy kicker missed a game winning Field goal wide right it was terrible.  That was the day I decided to move away and have a new idenity so I left my comfy home in Montana and shimmied on down to Kentucky where i shaved my long flowing brown hair and dyed it red.  The most recent Bills miscue is this past Sunday in a 12 o'clock game against the Pittsburgh Steelers.  The new found talent on the Bills Steve Johnson was running wide open into the endzone in overtime and had the defence toasted Ryan Fitzpartick threads the needle right into Stevie's hands and he drops it.  The game winning TD catch gone.  The steelers rally back and kick a field goal for the win.  The Bills might not be the best team in the league but they sure know how to lose with style. (three overtime games all lost Ravens, Steelers, and Cheifs all with winning records)

Ex-Kentucky players

We all love Kentucky basketball and the players that play there.  Many of us forget about them after they leave so here is a look back at some past Kentucky players who make a living playing basketball:

• Rajon Rondo is averaging 10.6 ppg and 14.2 assists per game. (all star last year)
• Tayshaun Prince is averaging 13.8 ppg and 4.6 rebounds
• Nazr Mohammed is averaging 8.1 ppg and 5 rebounds
• Keith Bogans is putting up a solid 4.5 ppg
• Chuck Hayes - 5.5 ppg & 5.7 rpg
• Keelena Azubuike is out with an injury but will probally average at least 50 or 60 points per game.
• Jodie Meeks is averaging 7.2 ppg off the bench for the 76ers
• Eric Bledsoe is averaging 8.7 points and 4.9 assists a game
• Demarcus Cousins has 10.6 points and 6.7 rebounds per game
• John Wall is averaging 18 ppg and 9.1 assists per game
• Pattrick Patterson is averaging 14.7 points and 8 rebounds in the d-league after being drafted by the Rockets.

This is just an inside look at what they made of themselves after their stint at Kentucky.

The Art of Mooching

I have recently been accused of being a Moocher.  This insult has sent me into a state of deep depression.  Just because my parents pay for mostly everything doesn't make me a moocher.  Actually it kinda does, but I don't mind.  I get to go places for free, drive for free, eat for free, and get random things for free as long as I stay on my parents good side.  Not just any slouch can be a state of the art moocher, it takes a great amount of mooching skill.  First of all you have to make sure you do all of your chores (if they are not done momma gets mad).  Secondly its not all bells and whistles, I have to bring my little brother to and home from school thats a big hastle.  I also have to report all trouble with my car to my daddy who then relays the message to my uncle (since my dads terrible with cars).  Some of the trouble may be like just last weekend my drivers side door doesn't unlock anymore and to open it you have to put some real power into it and still sometimes doesn't even open, so you crawl across the car from the passangers side to get in (so if you see me in the parking lot crawling throught the car don't point and laugh it is a rough world for moochers).  So there you have it from a world class moocher, the art of mooching isn't for the faint hearted or weak stomached its a battle out there everyday.

Here We Go Again

This past weekend I went to a friends birthday party.  It was cold.  Upon arrival at the starting point of the scavanger hunt I was pumped getting ready to win some serious moolah at this scavanger hunt.  After the scavanger hunt (which my team won) we all met back at the beginning of the hunt.  So I stroll back to my car happier than a certain redheaded baby getting rocked to sleep in his favorite rocking chair, when I turn the key to unlock the door and it doesn't unlock.  So I very calmly scamper to the passanger side where the door unlocks so I unlock the other door and thankfully I don't have to crawl though that car as I have before.  Then as I leave her house to go home I notice a light blinking Low Coolant over and over and over again.  So when I finally get home I tell my daddy that the light was on then he says "I just put water in it before you left."  So as a natural reaction he checks for a leak and turns out my car sprung a leak right in one of the hoses.  She keeps doing this to me so I cry until my mommy smacks me back into reality and then I cry because my face hurts.(This is fictional and in no way would my miniscule mother ever slap me unless I deserve a good slap and her 100 pound frame couldn't hurt this 160 pound beast anyways, but don't tell her I said that)

Superpowers

There are many superpowers in this world that I would like to have.  Super Strength would be cool and all but I don't think I would walk around picking up heavy stuff just for fun.  I want something that I could use all the time and have fun using.  Super Speed would be fun but it wouldn't even be a challange playing any sports because I could manhandle everybody and it wouldn't even be fair.  I thing the power that I would most like to have would be the power to see through clothes.  Not really the real power I would want would be the ability to fly.  It would be amazing on a cool winter afternoon to fly to the secluded area known as Montana.  They may not have much but they have to have something good and since its always cold their I'm hoping that they have the worlds best Hot Coco.  I know its a long way but who cares the cool air blowing in my face, my flowing locks of hair whipping around in the breeze.  The possibilities are endless.

Sucessful Redheads

Redheads are the best race on the planet.  We are unique and good at everything.  Give us a challenge and we can be successful at it.  Other than myself there are many other amazing redheads in this world, for example:

• Brian Scalabrine who was a long time Boston Celtic but is now a potential mvp with the Chicago Bulls.
• Dennis Rodman he was a rebounding machine back in his playing days, although his hair isn't naturally red.
• Shaun White is an Olympic snowboarding Gold medalists.  He also competes in skateboarding and is a beast at that also.
• Bill Walton one of the greatest basketball players of all time.
• Jack Nicklaus the best golfer ever to walk the planet.
• Mark McGwire one of the all time homerun champions.
• Ariel off of The little Mermaid.
• Daphnie on Scooby Doo
• Elmo
• Pippi Longstocking
• Miss Pross
• Dana Payne
• Adam Savage on Mythbusters
• Ronald McDonald
• Rupert Grint in the Harry Potter series
• Patrick Renna from the movie Sandlot
• Chuckie on Rugrats
• Chuckie in Chuckie
• Lucie on I Love Lucie
• Lindsay Lohan although she has had her troubles us redheads will always stand beside her.
• Reba McEntire is a wonderful country singer and also had her own show for a little bit which was kind of humorous.
• Also that one lady off of Titanic, that movie still gets me everytime.
• Carrot Top in those delightful att commercials.
• Those two classy ladies on Desperate Housewives.
• All the leprechauns of the world.
• And the Illustrious Chuck Norris I need not say more.