Juiced

Steroids in sports is starting to become major concern.  The all time home run leader, Barry Bonds, will always live with his accomplishment questioned.  Although he hit more home runs than anyone in history, he cheated the game.  Another player that has admitted to using steroids is Alex Rodriguez.  He just hit his 600th home run this summer, but his use of steroids will lessen his chances of going to the hall of fame.  Two of the best home run hitters of all time might not be immortalized in the hall of fame because they chose to take steroids.  Rodger Clemens is another player who's statistics say he should be in the hall of fame, but many believe that he too may have taken performance enhancing drugs.  These drugs have affected many players over the past few decades and we can only hope that we can get back to where we started.

The worst team in baseball

We all know that the Yankees are the most hated team in baseball. Its because Yankees buy the best players in the league every year.  Although they are tied for their division lead and the best record in baseball they are playing worse than the Orioles in the month of August.  The Yankees are 12-12 and the Orioles are 13-11 in August.  Most people would think some of the best pitchers in the league, including one of the best closers in history, along with the best hitting shortstop in the history of the game and a man with 600 homeruns would win a little more than Baltimore.  If New York doesn't pick up the pace they won't have a chance at repeating as world series champs.
P.S. Yankees are terrible

Music and Lobes

Connor his favorite reindeer is Donner, he never knew his father,  he likes peach cobbler, his mother always wanted a daughter.  This is the lyrics to a song written and performed by the Grayson Alexander III.  I don't know where he came up with it because everybody knows that Blitzen is the best reindeer and I've never even had peach cobbler and I see my father everyday of my life.  This is just one of the hit songs that he performs every white day from 8:15 to 10 in Dereks momma's Pre-Cal class.  If you come to the show make sure to keep your distance.  Grayson isn't a shy kind of person, his hands know no bounds.  He has the weirdest fetish that I have ever been a part of.  He likes molesting ear lobes.  His giant monkey hands will come out of nowhere and start to feel up your ears.  Grayson is a good guy though if you are ever in a bad mood go see Grayson and it is almost certian that he will make you laugh, or feel really awkward.