Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Music and Lobes

Connor his favorite reindeer is Donner, he never knew his father,  he likes peach cobbler, his mother always wanted a daughter.  This is the lyrics to a song written and performed by the Grayson Alexander III.  I don't know where he came up with it because everybody knows that Blitzen is the best reindeer and I've never even had peach cobbler and I see my father everyday of my life.  This is just one of the hit songs that he performs every white day from 8:15 to 10 in Dereks momma's Pre-Cal class.  If you come to the show make sure to keep your distance.  Grayson isn't a shy kind of person, his hands know no bounds.  He has the weirdest fetish that I have ever been a part of.  He likes molesting ear lobes.  His giant monkey hands will come out of nowhere and start to feel up your ears.  Grayson is a good guy though if you are ever in a bad mood go see Grayson and it is almost certian that he will make you laugh, or feel really awkward. 

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