The not so free ballers

As you may know the intermural basketball season kicks off next week.  My fellow teammate Tyler came up with the most ingenious name ever, The Free Ballers.  We thought it would be good and when Luke and Tyler asked the man if it was ok, the man rejected us.  We are now known as TLC standing for the luscious crew.  I will be a supporting member on this team wearing the number 23 (in tribute to the great Michael Jordan) also wearing the name Foxy across the back.  I don't know who came up with the name foxy but I'm ok with it.  Be ready because The Luscious Crew will be heating up headlines and gym floors in an area near you.

Middle Seats

The middle seats are amazing.  Its all I've ever wanted.  Its so roomy since your not rubbing up on the guy next to you.  Best of all is that you get the desk beside you to put your stuff on.  You will no longer have to lean or bend over to get your stuff off of the floor, its all right beside you.  Converting has changed my life, colors are more vivid, I'm happier, and food has taste now.  My life is now complete since changing ways.  Lately Matt joined me in the middle seats and his life has changed for the better.  He is normally a gloomy human being but since he converted he has been smiling, laughing and having a great time.  Anyone who wants a better life is welcome to join us in the middle.  The only one who can't is a certain blonde male who is very very mean.  There is one downside though, there is a certain man (rhymes with smay flittset) who is behind me and gets me a little scared not knowing what he is doing back there.