Middle Seats

The middle seats are amazing.  Its all I've ever wanted.  Its so roomy since your not rubbing up on the guy next to you.  Best of all is that you get the desk beside you to put your stuff on.  You will no longer have to lean or bend over to get your stuff off of the floor, its all right beside you.  Converting has changed my life, colors are more vivid, I'm happier, and food has taste now.  My life is now complete since changing ways.  Lately Matt joined me in the middle seats and his life has changed for the better.  He is normally a gloomy human being but since he converted he has been smiling, laughing and having a great time.  Anyone who wants a better life is welcome to join us in the middle.  The only one who can't is a certain blonde male who is very very mean.  There is one downside though, there is a certain man (rhymes with smay flittset) who is behind me and gets me a little scared not knowing what he is doing back there.