The sights and sounds of AHS

Have you ever just sat back and watch people be people?  Well this morning I did and what I saw was astonishing.  There are some different people wandering around the commons area.  The first guy I noticed was covered in sweat and pacing around the commons area drinking his milk.  It was probably 2%.  He was drinking the milk in timed intervals.  He would drink, rest for about 2.75 seconds and commence drinking again.  There was also a game of patty cake going on all the way across the commons area.  That was getting intense.  Two people just going at it with all their might.  There was an attempt to jump in but he was immedately shot down.  If you are ever bored and need cheap pointless entertainment just sit back, relax and watch some freaks do their thing.