Tyler's Man Crush

Have you ever had a weird stalkerish feeling toward someone?  Well, if you haven't I'll bet you know someone who does.  For example Tyler Calhoun, a normal high school student, has the biggest man crush I have ever seen.  Tyler is in love with Steve Nash.  Not like a fruity love more like a worshiping love.  I think if he ever got close enough he might capture him and keep him locked in his house so he could watch him play basketball all day.  He is a really good basketball player but you have to know your boundaries.  Nash should definitely get a restraining order against Tyler if he ever gets a chance, just to be safe.  I don't know what it is about Steve Nash, maybe its that he is Canadaian or maybe his long flowing locks of hair, but he needs to keep his distance from Tyler.