Friday, May 20, 2011
I had a dream
This dream took place at the most British place in this entire world, Sarah's house. So I was walking out of her house after telling everyone bye and giving some hugs. Josh Edmonsexy wasn't there though. Upon, walking outside I hit my head on this abnormally large light outside of their door. Debbie then asked me if I was okay, since she loves me. I said I was okay because I'm a man. Then I got in my car backed out the driveway and touched my head and my hand was covered in blood. I didn't believe it. So I touched it again and my hand was covered in blood, then looked in the rearview mirror and my whole face was plastered in blood. So I walked back to their house and collapsed on their porch before ringing the doorbell. I woke up and Sarah and her mom were on the right of my bed and their dad was at the foot of the bed on the left. My parents were crying on the couch, and my brother was jumping on the bed next to me, not sure why but I guess my pain causes happiness with him.
My Thoughts on Change
Not the type of change that occurs throughout the world, but the type that accumulates within the pockets of Americans. I really don't like getting large amounts of change after spending some cash. The only kind I even remotely like is pennies. I only like them when they are laying on the ground heads up. I have every penny since last summer that I have found heads up. Good luck can save lives, so I keep every bit of luck I can possibly get. Other change just completely sucks. The only thing anybody uses is the quarter. The rest just goes to waste. If Josh Edmonsexy was a peice of change he would be a 3 cent coin just to be different and beautiful. You can buy pineapples with a large amount of pocket change.
Lamp
As the great man Brick once announced, "I love lamp." This rings especially true for the wonderful lamp that resides in Jacob Merimee's home. This particular lamp has a tremendous figure, one that is both slender and shapely. Oh how I wish the lamp would remove its bothersome shade so that I could see the beauty that lies underneath. Yet, I hope the lamp retains its shade. I would not love it so if it were less innocent. The lamp's most notable feature, however, is its homely glow. It is just so warm and inviting. Sadly, the lamp has now lost my interest. The new object of my affection has become Josh Edmonsexy. His glow supersedes that of the lamp. It would be a crime to compare his glow to that of an autumn morning, as it would be doing Josh Edmonsexy a horrendous injustice.
Tramps
I have the most fun when I'm on top of them, since I've never been under one. Jumping up and down up and down up and down up and down. I remember when me and my friends all tried to pile on top of them. Those hot, steamy summer days will never be forgotten. Indoors outdoors, where ever I can find them I hop right on top of those. They are best when wet for sure, just like Josh Edmonsexy. I've never been on a tramp with him, but I would like to try for sure. It seems like everyone has one at home, but I'm just not that lucky. I also like to eat pineapples while on them. By the way, I was talking about indoor and outdoor trampolines.
Singing Techniques
This was the last enrichment left so I was forced to sign up for it. It was with mrs. Elliot, who was my music teacher in elementary school and now lives in my great grandmothers ex-house. Anyways, all period I just paced around the hall outside of the chorus room for the entire time. I looked outside the door at nothingness and unfortunately Josh Edmonsexy wasn't there. It would have made my stay in singing techniques much more entertaining. Instead I had to listen to Sarah, Bre, Bridget, Kim, and Nick sing some song for a funeral. It sucked some big pineapples.
Piñata
There's alot more than just candy you can fill a piñata with. Some of the possibilities include:
- Batteries
- Bees
- Molasses
- glazed doughnut
- socks
- speedo
- american flag speedo
- parakeet feathers
- parakeet food
- a real live piñata
- mickey house heads
- pancakes
- Josh Edmonsexy
- A lock of Bieber hair
- Pineapples
- a british person
- the bunny costume from a christmas story
- 4 more blog ideas
- Bengay
- rubber band ball
- anvils
- bubbles
- fingernails
- bouncy ball
- quick dry cement
Pineapples
The real wonder of the pineapple, however, is contained inside the fruit. What can I say... it is soft and pale. So smooth and juicy. To bite into one is to experience pure bliss. Nirvana. Paradise. An orgasm of delicious flavor softly seeping throughout the confines of your mouth. You can feel te pleasure tingling from the tips of your toes to the non-green-leaved top of your head.
The best thing about the pineapple is its versatility. Obviously, you can eat them. But they can also be used for so much more. You can polish them. You can rub them. You can gently insert them into a juicer to create pineapple juice. Ahh pineapple juice. The drink of the gods. The joy of its consumption cannot be expressed in the language of mortals. So I'll not even attempt to try. In fact, I'm going to stop writing and enjoy a pinapple right now....
JoJo
Jojo is a fine piece of man. He is absolutely delightful to be around. He plays a mean game of tennis and has a wonderful sense of humor. He is on the tennis team at school, but he's got nothing on me. He pick some strings with the best. That's right he can fondle a large guitar very well. (I said large because a small guitar is called a mandolin) This great man makes me smile everyday I see him, he just has this incredible glow about him. He was actually the one who gave me the idea to talk about him, I think he just wants someone to say something nice about him.
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