Lamp

As the great man Brick once announced, "I love lamp."  This rings especially true for the wonderful lamp that resides in Jacob Merimee's home.  This particular lamp has a tremendous figure, one that is both slender and shapely.  Oh how I wish the lamp would remove its bothersome shade so that I could see the beauty that lies underneath.  Yet, I hope the lamp retains its shade.  I would not love it so if it were less innocent.  The lamp's most notable feature, however, is its homely glow.  It is just so warm and inviting.  Sadly, the lamp has now lost my interest.  The new object of my affection has become Josh Edmonsexy.  His glow supersedes that of the lamp.  It would be a crime to compare his glow to that of an autumn morning, as it would be doing Josh Edmonsexy a horrendous injustice.