I had a dream

This dream took place at the most British place in this entire world, Sarah's house.   So I was walking out of her house after telling everyone bye and giving some hugs.  Josh Edmonsexy wasn't there though.  Upon, walking outside I hit my head on this abnormally large light outside of their door. Debbie then asked me if I was okay, since she loves me.  I said I was okay because I'm a man.  Then I got in my car backed out the driveway and touched my head and my hand was covered in blood.  I didn't believe it.  So I touched it again and my hand was covered in blood, then looked in the rearview mirror and my whole face was plastered in blood.  So I walked back to their house and collapsed on their porch  before ringing the doorbell.  I woke up and Sarah and her mom were on the right of my bed and their dad was at the foot of the bed on the left.  My parents were crying on the couch, and my brother was jumping on the bed next to me, not sure why but I guess my pain causes happiness with him. 

My Thoughts on Change

Not the type of change that occurs throughout the world, but the type that accumulates within the pockets of Americans.  I really don't like getting large amounts of change after spending some cash.  The only kind I even remotely like is pennies.  I only like them when they are laying on the ground heads up. I have every penny since last summer that I have found heads up.  Good luck can save lives, so I keep every bit of luck I can possibly get.  Other change just completely sucks.  The only thing anybody uses is the quarter. The rest just goes to waste.  If Josh Edmonsexy was a peice of change he would be a 3 cent coin just to be different and beautiful.  You can buy pineapples with a large amount of pocket change.

Lamp

As the great man Brick once announced, "I love lamp."  This rings especially true for the wonderful lamp that resides in Jacob Merimee's home.  This particular lamp has a tremendous figure, one that is both slender and shapely.  Oh how I wish the lamp would remove its bothersome shade so that I could see the beauty that lies underneath.  Yet, I hope the lamp retains its shade.  I would not love it so if it were less innocent.  The lamp's most notable feature, however, is its homely glow.  It is just so warm and inviting.  Sadly, the lamp has now lost my interest.  The new object of my affection has become Josh Edmonsexy.  His glow supersedes that of the lamp.  It would be a crime to compare his glow to that of an autumn morning, as it would be doing Josh Edmonsexy a horrendous injustice.

Tramps

I have the most fun when I'm on top of them, since I've never been under one.  Jumping up and down up and down up and down up and down. I remember when me and my friends all tried to pile on top of them.  Those hot, steamy summer days will never be forgotten.  Indoors outdoors, where ever I can find them I hop right on top of those.  They are best when wet for sure, just like Josh Edmonsexy.  I've never been on a tramp with him, but I would like to try for sure.  It seems like everyone has one at home, but I'm just not that lucky.  I also like to eat pineapples while on them.  By the way, I was talking about indoor and outdoor trampolines.

Singing Techniques

This was the last enrichment left so I was forced to sign up for it.  It was with mrs. Elliot, who was my music teacher in elementary school and now lives in my great grandmothers ex-house.  Anyways, all period I just paced around the hall outside of the chorus room for the entire time.  I looked outside the door at nothingness and unfortunately Josh Edmonsexy wasn't there.  It would have made my stay in singing techniques much more entertaining.  Instead I had to listen to Sarah, Bre, Bridget, Kim, and Nick sing some song for a funeral.  It sucked some big pineapples.

Piñata

There's alot more than just candy you can fill a piñata with.  Some of the possibilities include:

1. Batteries
2. Bees
3. Molasses
4. glazed doughnut
5. socks
6. speedo
7. american flag speedo
8. parakeet feathers
9. parakeet food
10. a real live piñata
11. mickey house heads
12. pancakes
13. Josh Edmonsexy
14. A lock of Bieber hair
15. Pineapples
16. a british person
17. the bunny costume from a christmas story
18. 4 more blog ideas
19. Bengay
20. rubber band ball
21. anvils
22. bubbles
23. fingernails
24. bouncy ball
25. quick dry cement

Pineapples

I love pineapples.  I REALLY love pineapples JUST LIKE JOSH EDMONSEXY.  Like, so freakin much.  They just taste sooooooooo good.  I eat pineapples for breakfast.  I eat pineapples for lunch.  I even eat pineapples for all three of my dinners.  Their texture is just so... perfect.  Every detail is pure magic.  The tough skin... the long, green leaves of the top... the multitude of poky bits the cover its entire sparkling surface.
The real wonder of the pineapple, however, is contained inside the fruit.  What can I say... it is soft and pale.  So smooth and juicy.  To bite into one is to experience pure bliss.  Nirvana.  Paradise.  An orgasm of delicious flavor softly seeping throughout the confines of your mouth.  You can feel te pleasure tingling from the tips of your toes to the non-green-leaved top of your head.
The best thing about the pineapple is its versatility.  Obviously, you can eat them. But they can also be used for so much more.  You can polish them.  You can rub them.  You can gently insert them into a juicer to create pineapple juice.  Ahh pineapple juice.  The drink of the gods.  The joy of its consumption cannot be expressed in the language of mortals. So I'll not even attempt to try.  In fact, I'm going to stop writing and enjoy a pinapple right now....

JoJo

Jojo is a fine piece of man.  He is absolutely delightful to be around.  He plays a mean game of tennis and has a wonderful sense of humor.  He is on the tennis team at school, but he's got nothing on me.  He pick some strings with the best.  That's right he can fondle a large guitar very well. (I said large because a small guitar is called a mandolin) This great man makes me smile everyday I see him, he just has this incredible glow about him.  He was actually the one who gave me the idea to talk about him, I think he just wants someone to say something nice about him. 

Warmness is coming

I can't wait until its warm every day.  Not just here and there but every single day.  I am going to play so much basketball, football, volleyball, baseball, and swimming its going to be awesome.  I'm going to get so red and sunburnt I'm not going to be able to move without pain.  I love playing basketball with friends or family it is so much fun.  I don't play volleyball much but it is extremely fun and I'm kind of decent.  We played in Florida last year and we had a ton of fun.  Me and my old man were the best there, but most of the people playing were either oldish, little girls, or just completely unathletic.  I swim all the time, every summer we either go to my great grand dad's lake or my grandparents house boat on rough river.  I get so roasted, its fun though.

Routine before school

My routine before school is roughly:

1. Wake up (6:50)
2. Roll over and turn off alarm
3. Turn off fan
4. put on shirt
5. open door
6. walk down hall
7. open cabinet
8. get pop tarts (Brown Sugar Cinnamon)
9. walk to brother's room
10. wake up my brother
11. turn on TV (sports center)
12. lay on love seat
13. get up to get dressed at around 7:15
14. tinkle
15. walk to bed room
16. take off clothes
17. put on clothes
18. walk down hall
19. brush teeth
20. change books in my backpack
21. grab keys
22. leave home at 7:30ish
23. walk down path to car
24. open car door
25. close car door
26. put key in ignition
27. turn key
28. choose song
29. sing all the way to school
30. take brother to BMS
31. go to AHS
32. park car
33. turn off car
34. open car door
35. reach in back seat
36. grab laptop and backpack
37. put on backpack
38. walk to school open school door (hold for anyone behind me)

Final Four

No one seeds or two seeds in this years Final Four.  There is a 3, 4, 8 and 11 seed though.  The four seed, Kentucky, which is my favorite team ever, is playing Uconn (#3) for a chance to go to the championship game.  We haven't been to the final four or championship game since 1998 and we won it all.  Hopefully history will repeat itself.  For the other spot in the big dance #11 VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University) takes on #8 Butler, who lost to Duke in the final game last year.  If any team other than UK was to win this game I really hope it's VCU.  VCU is an incredible story.  Its a little school that was not even projected in the tourney by most, but got in anyways.  This was the first year for play in games and they had to win just to get in this years tournament.  Out of 68 teams they are still standing with some other stout teams.  KENTUCKY!!!! or vcu!!!

Eating in Blue 4th

We have had some very good food in this class.  My candy speaks for its self, it just tastes like home.  Matt's feces candy was disgusting, I will never ever ever ever have it again.  I hope some of the better foods, such as the fudges, pies, and cupcakes will show us what is to come for today.  I'm glad that lefty brought some tea because I love tea and last time I was extremely thirsty the entire time.  The fudge makes you really need some water for some reason, but it was pretty good.  Jacob just brought in doughnuts! Heck Yes!  I hope today lives up to all of the other good dishes we have had and not the filthy Vietnamese candy.  I eat almost anything and by my standards everything has been good, but the candy of course.

The sights and sounds of AHS

Have you ever just sat back and watch people be people?  Well this morning I did and what I saw was astonishing.  There are some different people wandering around the commons area.  The first guy I noticed was covered in sweat and pacing around the commons area drinking his milk.  It was probably 2%.  He was drinking the milk in timed intervals.  He would drink, rest for about 2.75 seconds and commence drinking again.  There was also a game of patty cake going on all the way across the commons area.  That was getting intense.  Two people just going at it with all their might.  There was an attempt to jump in but he was immedately shot down.  If you are ever bored and need cheap pointless entertainment just sit back, relax and watch some freaks do their thing.

Who Am I?

Who aren't I.  I am the Greatest of all time. There's nothing I'm not good at. Some of my best qualities are:

1. First and foremost I am a Redhead
2. The best Volleyball player on this planet
3. Have freckles
4. Commonly refered to as Ronald McDonald
5. Gorgeous
6. Sorta tallish
7. Stong (Matt said so)
8. Reselient
9. Freakishly athletic
10. Carrot Top
11. Short hair
12. nice
13. not mean
14. handsome
15. muy caliente
16. calm
17. not uncalm
18. kentucky fan
19. patient
20. throws compliments out like candy

Pizza

I've been to a ton of pizza joints in my life.  Little Ceasers employes one of my teammates, Luscious, and they make some amazing pizza.  I have probally eaten there more than anywhere else in the world.  I have also had some good pizza from Dominoes, they had wonderfully seasoned crust.  I've had Papa Johns at my Gram's house it was pretty good.  I've had pizza hut's acouple of times and it was awesome, but maybe since it was a buffet, I ate so much that I cant remember the taste.  Their bread sticks were great.  I've never had Pizza by the Guy's, but their chicken stromboli sub is to die for.  Cici's pizza was so amazing I cried for days when they got rid of the one in town.  Pizza roma's was good I think but I haven't been there since I was eleven.  54 Pizza Express is good since they put an extreme amount of toppings on it and the pizza's are ginormous.  Mister B's pizza may have been the best sausage pizza ever to get in my belly.  Just had it for the first time yesterday. Love it all (except veggy pizza).

Cartoons

Mrs. Matthews classroom has an abundance of cartoon characters including:

• Little Mermaid
• Peter Pan
• Meet the robinsons cast
• Robin hood
• spider man
• superman
• hulk
• the girl off of Arthur
• batman
• hercules
• Both Beauty and the Beast
• Robin
• some cartoonish looking boat
• micky mouse
• charlotte's web characters
• Winnie the pooh
• tiger
• Snow White and all the dwarfs
• Minnie
• Chip and Dale
• Pinocchio
• Pinocchio's dad
• Lady and the tramp dogs

March Madness

Tomorrow is the first of march.  Also the first game of our intramural tourney.  We play the generals, thats cake.  When we beat them we either play the shorthanded Sofa kings or hurricanes.  I'm projecting a championship for TLC (not really but a guy can hope can't he).  Anyways it really is starting for the NCAA.  Kentucky will probally not do to good, but as long as they do better than louisville im happy.  Ohio State or Kansas will probally win it all.  If Kentucky still had a big dude from last year they would win for sure.  Louisville will lose in the first round and it will be really ugly they will probally all cry home to their mommys and never touch a basketball again.

NBA All Star Weekend

This coming up weekend is NBA all star weekend.  Some of the festivities going on will be the skills competion, three point contest, dunk contest, allstar game, rookie challange, and shooting stars.  The three point contest will consist of Ray Allen (all time leader in three point feild goals, Boston), Paul Peirce (last years winner, Boston), James Jones (Miami), Dorell Wright (Golden State), Kevin Durant (Okahoma City), and Daniel Gibson (Cleveland).  My favorite is the Slam Dunk Contest.  A couple of dudes jumping really high just showing off and its pretty cool.  Blake Griffen will win it for sure.  The Rookie Challange has Three Ex-kentucky players so they're going to win for sure.

Champion

Over the weekend I have attempted to play the game known as ping pong.  I'm amazing.  I have an incredible backhand that would put rodger federer to shame.  I had so many aces I lost count.  I competed against my friends Shon and Lefty.  The game was to twenty one.  I was so bad.  In the two games I played my scores didn't add up to be twenty one.  Lefty beat me like a redheaded step child winning by an astounding margin (21-6).The game against Shon wasn't much better I think I scored fourteen though.  It was my first time ever playing so cut me some slack.  If anyone thinks they have a chance I would be welcome to smacking you around too.

Want Some Crack?

Everyone has had some throughout their lives most people I know don't enjoy having any.  I have a ton.  My computer screen has been cracked since the middle of December, its February. This screen keeps getting worse and worse.  It starts in the top middle and then goes to the bottom left corner.  It has this random black blob on the left of the screen.  The top right corner is covered in black also.  Everytime someone touches it mainly left handed people makes the screen way worse.  I'm kind of getting tired of these cracks and I think I might go and get it fixed, eventually.  Along with my battery which goes from 96% to 4%.

PIMP for life

This dude on the Bachelor is dumb.  Im sitting here watching it with my mommy and he just took a gigantic group of women on a date.  One of which who had a fiance who died six years ago, he was a nascar driver.  He took them all to drive some nascar cars.  That's dumb.  I bet he felt like a complete dirt bag.  This lady is really sweet and pretty.  I felt so bad for her after losing her future husband and father of her child in a tragic accident.  I can't believe she went through with that.  Anyways I really think that being surrounded by a bunch of pretty chicas would be fun for a while until you have to make some go home, then they start to cry and then hes in a big predicament.  I couldn't stand to hurt anyones feelings much less twenty women's.  Their is this one crazy lady though who is just completely out of her mind.  She bad mouths everybody and is just an absolute meanie.

Fuel to my Fatness

Snack foods.  They are the big man upstairs's gift to the world.  I love my occasional Twinkie, even though I haven't had one in an extremely long time, I still like them.  There is plenty of food types out there that make great snacks, these may include:

• Snack Cakes
• Chips
• Other bagged foods
• Anything Chocolately
• Anything cold and sweet
• Cakes and Brownies

I could easily down an entire tray of Brownies I absolutely adore them.  I also like some doritos, cheez its, twinkies, snickers, babe ruths, almond joys, chocolate cake, ice cream, ice cream cakes, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, cookie dough ice cream, fudge rounds, gronola bar, honey bun, donught, white cake, red velvet cake, milky way, jolly ranchers, dum dums, pretzels, pop sicles (of all flavors), cookies, chocolate chip cookies, macadamian nut cookies, peanut butter cookies, any thing covered in peanut butter, ho-hos, swiss cake rolls, bon bon, reeses, reeses peices, m&ms, skittles, twizzlers, most candy, gummy worms, and last but not least gummy bears.

7?

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going for their Seventh Lombardi Trophy.  This is their Eighth trip to the Super Bowl and they have won 6 of their first 7 losing only to the Dallas Cowboys in the 90's. (Six Super Bowls is an NFL record)  Super Bowl XLV is taking place at none other than the Dallas Cowboys home turf.  Its not going to be easy though they have to play Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers.  Aaron Rodgers is an incredible QB but Ben R. is extremely clutch, the man can flat out play when the game is on the line.  The Steelers are 2.5 point underdogs in this game but they will fight for every yard until the very end of the game.

Worse than the Lakers?

The LeBronless Cleveland Cavaliers are on a tear this year.  Their 8-39 record is good enough for last in the NBA.  They are on a gigantic streak dating back to early January.  They have lost 20 straight.  The record for most losses in a row is 23.  Only four other teams in NBA history have lost 20 in a row. They started off the season alright at 7-9 which is decent.  Their best player in Mo Williams is out with an injury but I really don't think it would matter at all they would still be awful.  They may have done the impossible this season in surpassing the LA Lakers for the absolute worst team in the league.  Even though the Lakers are defending champs I just don't like them. 

I Wanna Be Like Luke

Recently in our Blue 2 Spanish class we had to make a video promoting a product, in Spanish of course.  Me, Lefty, Luscious, and Crazy Fan all worked together perfectly to come to this amazing video.  In the beginning I was doing terrible in my normal shoes and got schooled by Luscious in his like Luke shoes.  Later I stumbled upon a pair of my very own like Lukes.  I then schooled Luscious as he did to me.  In all this mess they still found a way to incorporate a redhead joke in Spanish.  I've never been insulted in Spanish before. It was terrible.

TLC Will Rise Again

The intermural Basketball season has finally started again .  I'm feeling a Jordanesque return for yours truly, Foxy. We came out last week with an impressive win over the hurricanes.  They were bad.  We beat them by fifteenish.  It was a game of highlights.  Everyone on the team had at least one amazing play except maybe Gills or the random kid who got put on our team.  Our recent snow day may have been a good thing since our best player, luscious, couldn't have played Wednesday, but he can now schedule off for Monday for the makeup game.  The sofa kings can now be abused by the full force of TLC.  I am 100% sure we will beat them and move to 3-1.  Not really its more like 70-30 for us losing.